Dubstep Unplugged!

Holy shoddy guitar skills, Doob, somebody beat you to it.



About as bad as I thought it would be to be honest.

I didn't even recognize the original - I don't really rate Benga to be honest. Apart from Comb 60s which I'm not even sure is his.

He once wandered up to a girl I know in a club and said "you see that car out front - do you wanna get in that and suck my cock".

Even given the suave nature of the request she had to turn it down.

Doobyus wrote:I didn't even recognize the original - I don't really rate Benga to be honest. Apart from Comb 60s which I'm not even sure is his.

He once wandered up to a girl I know in a club and said "you see that car out front - do you wanna get in that and suck my cock".

Even given the suave nature of the request she had to turn it down.

whoa does that kinda thing just happen when you get famous? hahahahaha no wonder there are so many guys playing guitars under trees on parks, lawns, and college campuses hehehe

I think most guys only play instruments to get girls. Whether it's some rock pig alpha male vibes or some crybaby folk douchery it certainly seems to work on quite a few females. Ho hum

I am always amazed at how money and (relative) fame can make very plain people into quite a catch.

Benga sounds like a bit of a cock end

Oh yeah, apparently the synths on Loose Synths are a note for note copy of a Jamiroquai trumpet part or something, remember reading that a while ago, so that video is technically a crappy musician copying a bland producer copying a complete titwank of a singer. It's the circle of shite (in an elton john lion king stylee)

Girls are without a doubt the reason for thousands of guys becoming musicians, singers, producers or djs

Spoiler:

(and doctors, but shh)

, but i can't imagine any of them were any good. If only there was some way of siphoning off the "talentless but desperate for attention" crew, from the "actually want to express themselves artistically" lot.

Spoiler:

Oh wait...

hahahahaha oh Simon Cowell....where would we be without yooooou?

Delgado wrote:Benga sounds like a bit of a cock end

Indeed. To be honest, bar some of the very early tunes, I've never been much of a fan of his music either. That said, I would have definitely given him a blowie in his car if he'd asked me in such a charming fashion.

Do Sharon Osbourne and Danni Minogue both go to the same plastic surgeon that did Thunderbirds?

Delgado wrote:Girls are without a doubt the reason for thousands of guys becoming musicians, singers, producers or djs, but i can't imagine any of them were any good. If only there was some way of siphoning off the "talentless but desperate for attention" crew, from the "actually want to express themselves artistically" lot.

This still doesn't stop the "actually wanting to express themselves artistically but talentless" crowd. Aren't the "talentless but desperate for attention" crew dealt with by DF?

Maybe it was Stingray - our Shazza does have a certain resemblance to Troy Tempest and Marina's potential lovechild

Doobyus wrote:
He once wandered up to a girl I know in a club and said "you see that car out front - do you wanna get in that and suck my cock".

benga seems to do things like this fairly often, i know at least 3 or 4 seperate people who have had him try it on with their girlfriends, whilst they were standing right there